More One Liners Submitted by multiple authors What do you want to eat? [elm or ?*] The elven arrow hits the violet fungus. You hear a crunching sound. What do you want to eat? [et or ?*] What do you want to zap? [cry or ?*] Four Up Submitted by Cyde Weys What do you want to dip? [a-s or ?*] Dip it into the fountain? [yn] (n) The scroll fades. An endless stream of snakes pours forth! The fountain dries up! What do you want to use or apply? [$cn or ?*] Are you really sure you want to break your wand of striking? [yn] (n) Raising your wand of striking high above your head, you break it in two! A wall of force smashes down around you! The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 2. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 3. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 4. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 5. You are caught in the magical blast! Boing! A Potion of Urine Seen in my inventory once: p: a yellow potion Eating WHAT? "What do you want to eat? [buGS?*]" The food items in my inventory were labeled b, u, G, and S... cough. Down in Dungeon Level Nine (not too deep, but it's actually my best yet), I "came across a hall of leperechauns." I wanted the gold, of course, so I read an unidentified scroll. "This is a scroll of stinking cloud. Where would you like the center of the cloud to be located?" Of course I placed it in the middle of the leperachauns. "The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs." I moved one step. "The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun is destroyed! The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. It coughs. It coughs..." Etc.... I died on the next level from four goblins. Reading the "Creatures Defeated" list, I discovered that my cloud had been fairly effective after all: "...17 leperechauns..." Let me ring that up. *THUD* "Thud! You hear the chimes of a cash register." Bombing Runs "Crash! A rock falls on your head! It explodes!" Wrong wand. "The gnomish wizard zaps an oak wand downwards! A gigantic hole appears at the gnomish wizard's feet! The gnomish wizard falls through!" Back to the index. |
Bad pony! Just a few turns into a game as a Lawful Female Human Knight. #ride "You slip off while attempting to ride your pony." #ride "You silip off while attempting to ride your pony. --more--" "You die... --more--" The Escort This always happens when you attack a floating eye. I had an excuse, though. 8 "Wait! There's something there you can't see!" 8 "You hit it! You can't move!" (It's a floating eye.) 10 turns later, by the counter: "It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- You die... --more--" I had started this with 75 HP. Ended with 0. The tombstone... "Killed by a newt, while helpless" DAAAAAAAH! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles While hungry and hallucinating as a Valkyrie who was doing fairly well: e "Eat what?" d "You wrestle the tin open. It smells like teenage mutant ninja turtles." (Remember that I was hallucinating at the time.) "Eat it? [Y/n}" y "You consume pureed cockatrice. --more-- You turn to stone... --more-- You die... --more--" oops... maybe I should have identified it first... One-liners "You zap the wand of death. The dwarf king is killed! --more--- The death ray bounces! You are hit by a death ray! --more--" "The newt hits! The newt hits! The newt hits! The newt hits! --more-- You die..." "Killed by the wrath of Odin." *whap* *ow* *die* k "In what direction?" 4 "WHAMM! Ouch! That hurts! --more--" "You die... --more--" Stoned Submitted by: Ogre the Barbarian I love to go stoneing... I wield a cockatrice corpse and stone alot faster than killing... I do this when in a zoo. it works great. I am always burdened.... went down a staircase and fell on the corpse... and got stoned myself... It's In The Bag Submitted by: St. Nimrod of the Shambling Horde My elven wizard Rodney had managed to go a few levels without too much trouble (although losing my kitten to a boulder trap really sucked). About that time, however, I started to get hungry. I searched and searched for something to eat, but nothing was to be found. In desparation (and Fainting) I applied the Bag of Tricks I'd found a while back, planning to kill and eat whatever showed up. Unfortunately, I fainted just as the monster appeared. "Here lies Rodney the Conjuruer, killed by a Garter Snake while helpless." AAAARRRRRGGHHH!!! Wrong Key Submitted by: Konso OK, Erika the dwarven valkyrie was doing *very* well, AC -45, ascension virtually guaranteed (carrying the amulet), she encounters a cockatrice and whacks it. Afterwards she thinks "I better tin its corpse so that I won't turn to stone by mistake". So... While I was supposed to hit the "a" key, I accidently hit the "e" key... There is a cockatrice corpse here. Do you want to eat it? (y/n/q) y You turn to stone... DAMN IT... it would have been my second ascension ever and second ascension in one month.. Back to the Index |
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Bad pony! Just a few turns into a game as a Lawful Female Human Knight. #ride "You slip off while attempting to ride your pony." #ride "You silip off while attempting to ride your pony. --more--" "You die... --more--" The Escort This always happens when you attack a floating eye. I had an excuse, though. 8 "Wait! There's something there you can't see!" 8 "You hit it! You can't move!" (It's a floating eye.) 10 turns later, by the counter: "It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- It hits! It hits! It hits! --more-- You die... --more--" I had started this with 75 HP. Ended with 0. The tombstone... "Killed by a newt, while helpless" DAAAAAAAH! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles While hungry and hallucinating as a Valkyrie who was doing fairly well: e "Eat what?" d "You wrestle the tin open. It smells like teenage mutant ninja turtles." (Remember that I was hallucinating at the time.) "Eat it? [Y/n}" y "You consume pureed cockatrice. --more-- You turn to stone... --more-- You die... --more--" oops... maybe I should have identified it first... One-liners "You zap the wand of death. The dwarf king is killed! --more--- The death ray bounces! You are hit by a death ray! --more--" "The newt hits! The newt hits! The newt hits! The newt hits! --more-- You die..." "Killed by the wrath of Odin." *whap* *ow* *die* k "In what direction?" 4 "WHAMM! Ouch! That hurts! --more--" "You die... --more--" Stoned Submitted by: Ogre the Barbarian I love to go stoneing... I wield a cockatrice corpse and stone alot faster than killing... I do this when in a zoo. it works great. I am always burdened.... went down a staircase and fell on the corpse... and got stoned myself... It's In The Bag Submitted by: St. Nimrod of the Shambling Horde My elven wizard Rodney had managed to go a few levels without too much trouble (although losing my kitten to a boulder trap really sucked). About that time, however, I started to get hungry. I searched and searched for something to eat, but nothing was to be found. In desparation (and Fainting) I applied the Bag of Tricks I'd found a while back, planning to kill and eat whatever showed up. Unfortunately, I fainted just as the monster appeared. "Here lies Rodney the Conjuruer, killed by a Garter Snake while helpless." AAAARRRRRGGHHH!!! Wrong Key Submitted by: Konso OK, Erika the dwarven valkyrie was doing *very* well, AC -45, ascension virtually guaranteed (carrying the amulet), she encounters a cockatrice and whacks it. Afterwards she thinks "I better tin its corpse so that I won't turn to stone by mistake". So... While I was supposed to hit the "a" key, I accidently hit the "e" key... There is a cockatrice corpse here. Do you want to eat it? (y/n/q) y You turn to stone... DAMN IT... it would have been my second ascension ever and second ascension in one month.. Back to the Index |
More One Liners Submitted by multiple authors What do you want to eat? [elm or ?*] The elven arrow hits the violet fungus. You hear a crunching sound. What do you want to eat? [et or ?*] What do you want to zap? [cry or ?*] Four Up Submitted by Cyde Weys What do you want to dip? [a-s or ?*] Dip it into the fountain? [yn] (n) The scroll fades. An endless stream of snakes pours forth! The fountain dries up! What do you want to use or apply? [$cn or ?*] Are you really sure you want to break your wand of striking? [yn] (n) Raising your wand of striking high above your head, you break it in two! A wall of force smashes down around you! The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 2. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 3. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 4. The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! The water moccasin is caught in the magical blast! You kill the water moccasin! Welcome to experience level 5. You are caught in the magical blast! Boing! A Potion of Urine Seen in my inventory once: p: a yellow potion Eating WHAT? "What do you want to eat? [buGS?*]" The food items in my inventory were labeled b, u, G, and S... cough. Down in Dungeon Level Nine (not too deep, but it's actually my best yet), I "came across a hall of leperechauns." I wanted the gold, of course, so I read an unidentified scroll. "This is a scroll of stinking cloud. Where would you like the center of the cloud to be located?" Of course I placed it in the middle of the leperachauns. "The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs." I moved one step. "The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun is destroyed! The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. The leperechaun coughs. It coughs. It coughs..." Etc.... I died on the next level from four goblins. Reading the "Creatures Defeated" list, I discovered that my cloud had been fairly effective after all: "...17 leperechauns..." Let me ring that up. *THUD* "Thud! You hear the chimes of a cash register." Bombing Runs "Crash! A rock falls on your head! It explodes!" Wrong wand. "The gnomish wizard zaps an oak wand downwards! A gigantic hole appears at the gnomish wizard's feet! The gnomish wizard falls through!" Back to the index. |
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